10 warning signs that you're a Star Wars fanatic

  1. You try to get out of traffic tickets by hypnotizing cops with your Obi-Wan impersonation.
  2. You call your riding lawnmower a "Land Speeder."
  3. You keep claiming it was Jawas who stole your neighbors weed whacker.
  4. You voted for Luke Skywalker in the last presidential election.
  5. You use "The Force" to open your garage door.
  6. You have officially changed your name to Obi-Wan/Amidala Lefkowitz.
  7. Every time you come back from store, you jump out of your car and yell, "I just made the Wal-Mart run in under 12 parsecs!"
  8. Mark Hamill lives rent-free in your garage.
  9. You think the war in Kosovo will end when we blow up the Death Star.
  10. Can't keep your hands off your plastic lightsaber.

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